Let's Fix Politics
Sunday, Nov. 13, 2005: 3:04 p.m.
I think that I have come up with a way to solve all of our bias political news. So here is what we do. We grab Ann Coulter and Bill O�Reilly, right? We dope them up and tie them to a stake in the middle of Central Park and sell tickets at $100 a pop. We douse them in gasoline and light them up. We could make a fortune. We could sell marshmallows and sticks as well and people could roast marshmallows through the cathartic burning of Ann Coulter and Bill O�Reilly. For an extra $15, people can pee on them.
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Sunday, Nov. 13, 2005: 3:04 p.m.
I think that I have come up with a way to solve all of our bias political news. So here is what we do. We grab Ann Coulter and Bill O�Reilly, right? We dope them up and tie them to a stake in the middle of Central Park and sell tickets at $100 a pop. We douse them in gasoline and light them up. We could make a fortune. We could sell marshmallows and sticks as well and people could roast marshmallows through the cathartic burning of Ann Coulter and Bill O�Reilly. For an extra $15, people can pee on them.
After the celebration, we go grab Jon Stewart and we take him to Sweden. We clone him. We get at least 15 [if not more] Jon Stewart clones. Then we just release them into the wild and let them take over the political news. You know why? Because Jon Stewart kicks ass whereas Ann Coulter and Bill O�Reilly suck balls (and use teeth).
So get on board for the burning. �We�re going to California and Texas and New York and we�re going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan! And then we�re going to Washington, DC to take back the White House! YEAAAAAA!�
Snort the mooncrack.
MOONCRACKHEAD AND AWAY!
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