Tuesday, Jun. 20, 2006: 10:44 p.m.
The following is a conversation between myself and my friend Kit-Kat. The world would be a better place if this were to happen.
Snort Mooncrack: i had the most beautiful idea earlier, but then it all fell to pieces
Equus418: what was it?
Snort Mooncrack: well i have been saying for years that they should turn nightmare before christmas should be made into a stage show on broadway and the guy that plays jack should be on stilts and then it would be beautiful, but i couldn't decide who should play jack, but today i figured it out
Equus418: who???
Snort Mooncrack: alan cumming
Equus418: o shit yes!! alan cumming is so totally kick ass
Snort Mooncrack: i know
Snort Mooncrack: but it fell apart
Equus418: why? what happened?
Snort Mooncrack: because i was trying to think of who was good enough to play sally and everyone else and i realized that in order for it to be perfect alan cumming would haved to play EVERYONE
Equus418: HAHAHAHAHA and of course, it just aint happening on broadway
Snort Mooncrack: exactly
Snort Mooncrack: lol
Equus418: maybe a real movie?
Snort Mooncrack: no, it would have to be on broadway first. but wouldn't that be amazing? nightmare before christmas on broadway, starring alan cumming as jack?
Snort Mooncrack: maybe idina menzel could be sally
Equus418: does she have little feet? otherwise no
Snort Mooncrack: lmao
Snort Mooncrack: nobody is going to have sally feet
Snort Mooncrack: so we'll have to deal
Snort Mooncrack: and james earl jones as oogie boogie XD
Equus418: oooooooo, yyyeyeeessss!!!
Snort Mooncrack: and patrick stewart as santa
Equus418: hm, maybe, but i didnt think santa had a patrick stewart voice
Snort Mooncrack: no, but patrick stewart would be better
Snort Mooncrack: omg
Snort Mooncrack: NATHAN LANE AS THE MAYOR!
Equus418: omg yes! that winey voice he does would be perfect!
Snort Mooncrack: it makes me sad because i know it will never happen ;_;
Equus418: who says? you have connections to the theatre world. you never know
Snort Mooncrack: lmao
Snort Mooncrack: you are silly
Snort Mooncrack: or... hmm... christina ricci in her broadway debut, as sally
Snort Mooncrack: steve buscemi as dr. finklestien XD
Snort Mooncrack: or stanley tucci
Snort Mooncrack: someone really random
Snort Mooncrack wants to directly connect.
Equus418: someone that ppl can spot in an instant, but dont know their name
Equus418 is now directly connected.
Snort Mooncrack: lol
Snort Mooncrack: the thing is (back to patrick stewart) i have the soundtrack, patrick stewart is the voice of santa looking back, but its not in the movie
Equus418: is he good?
Snort Mooncrack: um, duh?
Snort Mooncrack: he is patrick stewart and he is amazing
So then I made this pic on MS Paint, kind of as a joke, but it still rocks.
Snort the mooncrack.
MOONCRACKHEAD AND AWAY!
P.S. JD suggested Kelsey Grammer as Santa! I am so torn between my love of Jean-Luc Picard and my love of Fraiser.
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