Letter of Intent
Wednesday, Oct. 19, 2005: 5:30 p.m.


Dear Gwen Stefani,

What the hell is wrong with you? When did you go through �the change?� Not the menopausal one, the one from not retarded to retarded. You went from being the epitome of awesome to being the Queen of ridiculous. You were my hero, my idol. Now you are just lame. You were the definition of the punk rock princess with your alternative style, music, look, etc. Now you have transformed into the lame ass Empress of Crap. What happened?

Your music used to be awe-inspiring. People who were fans off all different kinds of music loved your work because it was amazing. It was different, it was unique. It was what the French call a certain �I Don�t Know What.� Now it has turned into a ludicrous excuse for entertainment that even Mother Theresa would insult you for. However, she died knowing the future of your career. She chose not to live to hear it. She couldn�t bear to have to insult you for this shit that you try to label as music.

You are an amazing lady with a hot, British husband and Japanese children. However, just because you are a good person doesn�t mean that you can shove this shit excuse for music down our throats. What went wrong, Gwen Stefani? What went wrong?

Sincerely,
Stephanie C. Kernisan




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